Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified s**t found: Raw intelligence s**t, CIA s**t?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA s**t? I don't think so!
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Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.
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Chad Feldheimer: Appearances can be... deceptive.
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Chad Feldheimer: You think it's a Schwinn!
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Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!
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Chad Feldheimer: [excited] Oh, my God!
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Chad Feldheimer: [over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your s**t.
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