Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of 4 dollars, long term parking charges by the day.
Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know like an authority figure, with that stupid f**king uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big f**king man huh? You know these are the limits of your life man. The rule of your little f**king gate here. Here's your 4 dollars you pathetic piece of s**t!
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Gaer Grimsrud: Where is Pancake's House?
Carl Showalter: What?
Gaer Grimsrud: We stop at Pancake's House.
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: Alright Jerry, I'm through f**king around. You got the f**king money?
Jerry Lundegaard: Yeah, I got the money, but... uh...
Carl Showalter: Don't you f**king f**k me, Jerry. I want you to get this money to the Dayton Radisson, top level, in 30 minutes, Jerry, we wrap this thing up.
Jerry Lundegaard: Yeah, but...
Carl Showalter: Hey, you're there in 30 minutes Jerry or I find you Jerry and I shoot you and I shoot your f**king wife and I shoot all your f**king children and I shoot them all in the back of their little f**king heads, you got it?
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay, now you stay away from Scotty now.
Carl Showalter: Got it?
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Gaear Grimsrud: Shut the f**k up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
Carl Showalter: Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a f**kin' peace pipe!
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: Okay, here're the keys to my truck. I'm taking the car right now and gettin' out of here.
Gaer Grimsrud: We split that.
Carl Showalter: How the f**k do you split a car, you dummy? With a f**king chainsaw?
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: So, how long you been with the escort service?
Escort: I don't know, a few months.
Carl Showalter: Find that work interesting, do ya?
Escort: What're you talkin' about?
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: [Shep Proudfoot bursts in and knocks Carl out of bed while he was having sex with hooker] Shep, what the f**k ya doin'? I'm banging that girl!
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: Who the f**k are you? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Wade Gustafson: I got your damn money; now where's my daughter?
Carl Showalter: I am through f**king around here. Drop that f**king briefcase!
Wade Gustafson: Where's my daughter?
Carl Showalter: F**k you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave simple f**king instructions.
Wade Gustafson: Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money!
Carl Showalter: Drop that f**king money!
Wade Gustafson: No Jean, no money!
Carl Showalter: Is this a f**king joke here? [shoots Wade] Happy now, asshole? What's with you people? Ya f**king imbeciles!
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Carl Showalter: So, why don't you just ask him for the money?
Gaer Grimsrud: Or your f**kin' wife, you know.
Carl Showalter: Or your f**king wife, Jerry?
 • Movie: Fargo • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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