Buddy: [to Jovie] I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up. So... do you wanna eat food?
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Leon the Snowman: By the way don't eat the yellow snow.
Buddy: Oh, I know that.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy?
Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf.
Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were 15.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Walter: You get the hell out of here.
Buddy: Where do you want me to go?
Walter: I don't care where you go. I don't care that you're an elf! I don't care that you're nuts! I don't care that you're my son! Get out of my life! Now!
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Walter: What do you want? Some money?
Buddy: No! I just wanted to meet you and thought maybe you might want to meet me.
Walter: Who wouldn't wanna meet you?
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Buddy: I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Buddy: It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
 • Movie: Elf • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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