Hugo Croop: I'm very sorry.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Are you a collasal f**kin idiot?
Hugo Croop: I am idiot.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get the phone, it's probably Mecklin. Get Fatolli up here and start cleaning all right? and please for me will you do one thing?
[Does card trick putting a card on Hugo's forehead]
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get out of my f**king sight.
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz... ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some f**khead shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? Its my $12,000 calf skin jacket. So ya got the semen, okay you got the human ejaculate ... [checks watch] ... thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric f**kin fibers...
Hugo Croop: If you like I send out?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a f**kin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some s**t, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.
Hugo Croop: Do you want an apology?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Only if you really truly mean it.
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Will you tell me what that is?
Hugo Croop: About what?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Look at the coller on that coat... whats that look like, that stain?
Hugo Croop: I dunno... Cinnamon roll?
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the f**king square root of something.
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: These flowers are wilted, I need you to call the florist.
Sir Ivy: I need you to calm down.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I need you to call the florist.
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: But I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That's why i'm valuable here Ivy and that is why you are not.
Sir Ivy: I ain't valuable?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I am sorry, I love you, I never wanted it to be like this, you know that.
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Sir Ivy: You see... this is one of the rare moments, where your ass gets to be completely honest... and if i'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the s**t is rhetorical, assume I already know.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: What do you see right now? You see exactly, and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion Ivy, that is the lie that I tell your eyes, makin' the magic happen, in the moment, in that split second... but seeing behind this motherf**ker and knowing... that it's all bulls**t.
Sir Ivy: Yeah, you on some bulls**t.
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Sir Ivy: What'd you say to Mecklen?
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: What I've always been sayin' - let's make the f**kin' deal.
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Buddy 'Aces' Israel: You with me, baby?
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