Brennan Huff: This house is a f**king prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bulls**t!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
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Brennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
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Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.
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Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.
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Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
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Brennan Huff: I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.
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Brennan Huff: This house is a f**king prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bulls**t!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
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Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.
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Brennan Huff: You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!
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Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!
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