Brad Hamilton: [Linda opens the door while he is jerking off] Jeez. Doesn't anyone f**king knock any more?
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Brad Hamilton: Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
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[Stacy exits the abortion clinic, across the street from a bowling alley]
Brad Hamilton: Since when do you go bowling?
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Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.
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Brad Hamilton: Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger?
Arnold: Yeah, well, um...
Brad Hamilton: I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
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Brad Hamilton: GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER!
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Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
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Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...
Stoner Friend: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.
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Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
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Brad Hamilton: [dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.
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