Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.
Bobby Boucher: No.
Coach Klein: Gatorade.
Bobby Boucher: H2O.
Coach Klein: Gatorade.
Bobby Boucher: H2O.
Coach Klein: Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.
 • Movie: The Waterboy • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink

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Coach Klein: Anybody got an idea?
Derek Wallace: Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the refferee by mistake?
Lyle Robideaux: Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?
Guy Grenouille: Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?
Farmer Fran: Remember the time Bobby...
Bobby Boucher: Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourban Bowl?
 • Movie: The Waterboy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Bobby Boucher: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.
 • Movie: The Waterboy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Vicki Vallencourt: Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I'll make sure to welcome you properly later.
Bobby Boucher: Once again, I'm not quite sure what that means.
 • Movie: The Waterboy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
 • Movie: The Waterboy • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
 • Movie: The Waterboy • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink

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