Beanie: Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 6.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Frank: I had an awesome time!
Beanie: I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink

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Mitch: Beanie, you remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Dean Pritchard: Actually, my name's not Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Beanie: Oh yeah. Cheeeeeese. Yeah, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Dean Pritchard: Yea, I got out.
Beanie: Cool man. Good. Glad you did.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink

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Frank: I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever.
Beanie: Frank, you need to walk away from this right now.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink

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Beanie: Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over...
[to Max]
Beanie: Max can you earmuff it for me?
[to Mitch]
Beanie: That whore you dated.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Beanie: Girls love a guy who's in your situation.
Mitch: What situation?
Beanie: Mitch. You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into the wilderness.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.
Beanie: Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
Spanish: You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
Beanie: Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Beanie: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink

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Beanie: Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Beanie: Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
 • Movie: Old School • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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