Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: F**k off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
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Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
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Alison Scott: Why don't you go f**k your f**king Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!
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Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin.
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Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
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Ben Stone: [to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...
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Ben Stone: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison Scott: And a little bit Spanish?
Ben Stone: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
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Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!
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Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?
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Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to f**k me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
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