Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew.
Ben Stone: So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.
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Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to f**k your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.
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Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Alison Scott: Hey...
Ben Stone: I'm naked.
Alison Scott: Yeah.
Ben Stone: Did we have sex?
Alison Scott: Yes.
Ben Stone: Nice.
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink

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Ben Stone: I live in your phone!
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Ben Stone: [to bartender] You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama.
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • Permalink

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Ben Stone: F**k you hormones!
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye.
 • Movie: Knocked Up • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Ben Stone: [during earthquake] FUCK ME!
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