Beetlejuice: Because if I tell you [my name], you tell your friends... your friends are calling me on the horn all the time, And I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and s**t like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.

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Beetlejuice: Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!
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Beetlejuice: Ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the "B" word!
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Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
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Beetlejuice: Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
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Preacher: Do you take this woman do be your wedded wife?
Beetlejuice: [Runs off to the side mumbling to himself] Oh man, I don't know, it's kind of a big decision isn't it... I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it...
Beetlejuice: [Runs back to the altar and stands next to Lydia] Yeah, yeah, sure, right.
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Adam: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Excorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think!? You think I'm qualified?
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