Barf: Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and mogs first!
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Lonestar: Just one more dune.
Barf: That's what you said three dunes ago.
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Lone Starr: Barf! Barf! BARF!
Barf: Always when I'm eating!
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Barf: I know we need the money, but...
Lone Starr: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.
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Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
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Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
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Barf: It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!
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Barf: Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.
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