Banky: Well, you're in love. And you've both got your own monkey. What more could two guys from New Jersey want?Jay: Well, to have all these f**ks stop talking s**t about us on the Internet.
Banky: What've I been telling you? There's nothing you can do about it. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the s**t out of them.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?
Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid f**king movie.
Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.
Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F**kin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf**king nuts by a guy named C**k-Knocker.
Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a s**tload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN.
Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Jay: Yeah.
• Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Banky Edwards: Where's Holden?
Hooper: I think he went to the bathroom.
Banky Edwards: That guy's got a bladder like an infant.
Hooper: That's funny. He says you're hung like an infant.
Banky Edwards: Does his mother tell him everything?
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Holden McNeil: We've got to beat traffic.
Banky Edwards: What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Holden McNeil: Yeah, and rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Collector: You're mucking with a G, you f**kin' tracer.
Banky Edwards: I'll trace a chalk line around your dead f**king body, you f**k!
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Banky Edwards: I'm telling you, that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Banky Edwards: I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about p***y.
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Banky Edwards: What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky Edwards: Faggot?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy.
• Movie: Chasing Amy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 24
