Austin Powers: What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah! • Movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?
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Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
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Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
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Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!
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Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!
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Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
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