Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.
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Austin Powers: You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts.
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Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.
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Nigel Powers: [rubs throat] Ow...
Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Austin Powers: I thank you!
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Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.
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Austin: [a guard falls into the lava] What a... burn? [laughs]
That sort of thing could get a man... fired? [laughs] I think he was... hot... for... you? [laughs]
Felicity Shagwell: That's enough.
Austin: Yeah.
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Austin: Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mummy...
Felicity Shagwell: Austin?
Austin: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.
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Vanessa Kensington: Do you smoke after sex?
Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked.
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Austin: Basil, this coffee smells like s**t.
Basil: It is s**t, Austin.
Austin: Oh, good, then it's not just me.
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Austin: Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...
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Total Quotes: 67
