Ash: Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...
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Ash: All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!
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Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink

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Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.
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Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Ash: You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink

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Ash: Hail to the king, baby!
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.
 • Movie: Army of Darkness • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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