Alonzo Harris: I had lunch with the Wise Men today. They say you gotta render unto Ceaser.Roger: F**kin vampires want my pension!
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Alonzo Harris: Hey, first Damu puts one in his head... I'll make you a rich man.
Bone: You got us twisted, homey. You got to put your own work in around here.
Alonzo Harris: All right, it's like that, Bone ?
Bone: It's like that.
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Alonzo Harris: You wouldn't mind if I have some of your three thousand dollar-a-glass s**t there, would you?
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Alonzo Harris: You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
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Alonzo Harris: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop?
Jake Hoyt: Uh, couple weeks ago?
Alonzo Harris: Good, you need practice.
Jake Hoyt: They look like college kids.
Alonzo Harris: They're gonna get their education today. I don't want the Brady Bunch grabbin' glass. You take the back, I'll take the front.
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Lou Jacobs: I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't talk to dead men.
Alonzo Harris: I ain't dead yet. F**kin' prick.
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Jake Hoyt: This car is not from the motor pool.
Alonzo Harris: It's not, sexy though, ain't it?
Jake Hoyt: So, where's the office? Back at division?
Alonzo Harris: You're in the office, baby.
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Alonzo Harris: Now, whenever you think of pullin' the trigger, you think of him first. 'Cuz if you don't, he'll snatch your f**kin' nuts out and use 'em for dice.
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Alonzo Harris: Take that d**k and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty.
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Alonzo Harris: Oh, you federally f**ked now.
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