Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I f**ked the housekeeper the other day.
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Aldous Snow: Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.
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Aldous Snow: I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.
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Aldous Snow: Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!
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