Ace: You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. • Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ace: Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...
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Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
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Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
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Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!
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Airplane Stewardess: [lisping] Peanuts?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
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Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
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Ace: There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.
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Ace Ventura: For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
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Total Quotes: 48
