Top Rated Quotes (Page 5)
Bridget von Hammersmark: There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Enormous changes at the last minute? That's not very "Germatic." Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?
Bridget von Hammersmark: It probably has something to do with the second development.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Which is?
Bridget von Hammersmark: [sits up] The Führer is attending the premiere.
• Movie: Inglourious Basterds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Col. Hans Landa: What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.
• Movie: Inglourious Basterds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lt. Aldo Raine: If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I wanna know.
• Movie: Inglourious Basterds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Stu Price: [singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're s**t out of luck.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alan Garner: Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Stu Price: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan Garner: Thank you.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alan Garner: ...I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, i won't ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Margaret Tate: I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence, the boat!
• Movie: The Proposal • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!
• Movie: Year One • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
• Movie: Year One • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lt. Aldo Raine: Enormous changes at the last minute? That's not very "Germatic." Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?
Bridget von Hammersmark: It probably has something to do with the second development.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Which is?
Bridget von Hammersmark: [sits up] The Führer is attending the premiere.
• Movie: Inglourious Basterds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Col. Hans Landa: What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.
• Movie: Inglourious Basterds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lt. Aldo Raine: If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I wanna know.
• Movie: Inglourious Basterds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Stu Price: [singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're s**t out of luck.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alan Garner: Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Stu Price: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan Garner: Thank you.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alan Garner: ...I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, i won't ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.
• Movie: The Hangover • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Margaret Tate: I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence, the boat!
• Movie: The Proposal • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!
• Movie: Year One • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
• Movie: Year One • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 3139
