Top Rated Quotes (Page 2)

Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total s**t storm.
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Columbus: He sets the standard for "Not to be f**ked with."
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Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
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Tallahassee: [to Columbus] You're thinking about f**king Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been f**king both of us.
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Columbus: Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... Ghostbusters
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Tallahassee: Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.
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Columbus: [a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.

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Columbus: [a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.
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Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.
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Columbus: [to Tallahasse] Are you some type of c**k blocking robot developed in some secret f**king government lab?
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