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Machete: Machete don't text.
 • Movie: Machete • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.
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 • Movie: Machete • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch!
 • Movie: Vampires Suck • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Trench: Give this job to my friend, he loves playing in the jungle.
Barney Ross: Right.
Mr. Church: [Trench leaves] What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to become president.
 • Movie: The Expendables • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Barney Ross: We are the shadow, the smoke in your eyes, the ghosts that hide in the night.
 • Movie: The Expendables • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Lee Christmas: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross: You're welcome!
 • Movie: The Expendables • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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