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Colin: You look great!
Abby Richter: Oh, just doing the dishes.
 • Movie: The Ugly Truth • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Mark: When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo: You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.
 • Movie: Funny People • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
 • Movie: Funny People • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

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Top Rated Quotes

Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.
 • Movie: Year One • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Jetfire: My father was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did it with honor!
 • Movie: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to?
Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.
 • Movie: The Proposal • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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