Summary

There's a good reason some talent remains undiscovered. Believing that a talent scout named Mort Guffman will discover them and catapult them to stardom, some residents of small town Blaine, Missouri, put on a pageant, despite a lack of theatrical ability obvious to everyone but themselves.

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Dr. Pearl: I dream of Genie with the light brown hair. Floating like a vapor on the soft summer air. LOOK OUT! Campdown races sing this song doo da doo da...

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Release Date: January 31, 1997

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