Memorable Quotes from Sherlock Holmes

Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes is on the case! The new incarnation of the classic Holmes character is part ninja, part James Bond, and all wits. Along with his trusty cohort Dr. John Watson, Holmes is out to solve the mystery of a resurrected black magic madman.

Holmes Tied Up in the Buff

Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law bring this iconic duo back to life in a quirky new way. Just take a look at some Sherlock Holmes quotes to experience their witty back-and-forth bickering!

Dr. John Watson: [to Holmes as he guzzles a liquid] You do know what your are drinking is meant for eye surgery? | permalink
Sherlock Holmes: [as Irene attacks him] Be a lady...
[Irene knees him in the crotch] | permalink
Dr. John Watson: Holmes, does your depravity know no bounds?
Sherlock Holmes: No. | permalink
Sherlock Holmes: You've never complained about my methods before.
Dr. John Watson: I've never complained! When have I ever complained about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess? Your general lack of hygiene or the fact that you steal my clothes? | permalink
Sherlock Holmes: Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release. | permalink

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  1. Ally Kat Says:

    Watson: It's happening, Holmes. Tonight, the Royal. Wear a jacket.
    Holmes: You wear a jacket.

    My BFF now quotes that whenever she's in a stubborn mood. *sigh*

    "Run little rabbit, run"
    "With pleasure."

    And, my personal favorite,
    "Oh look, he's killed the dog. Again." ~Mrs. Hudson.

  2. ALadInSane Says:

    "First, distract target.

    "Block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek.

    "Discombobulate.

    "Dazed, he'll attepmt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block.

    "Weaken right jaw. Now, fracture.

    "Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexis.

    "Dislocate jaw entirely.

    "Heel kick to diaphragm.

    "In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full Phsycological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.

  3. C.Bruno Says:

    i love when hes tellin the guy abt lord blackwell n how if hes killed all his family, how long he thought his father has till hes gone.

  4. tazzi Says:

    it was soo funny when miss hudson's like:
    Tea Mr Holmes?
    is it poisoned NANNY?
    there's enough of that in you already
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
    I watched it like 10 times and i still keep laughing!!

  5. Cat Says:

    Watson: Get that out of my face.
    Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
    Watson: Then get what's in your hand out of my face.
    Irene: Ugh, they've been flirting like this for hours.

    Love this quote, plus others, loved the movie, love all the quotes!!!

  6. Melissa Garzon Says:

    "Run little rabbit, run."

  7. Angela Says:

    Omg i loved it! Hhahahah Sherlock Holmes: You've never complained about my methods before.
    Dr. John Watson: I've never complained! When have I ever complained about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess? Your general lack of hygiene or the fact that you steal my clothes? Too funny!

  8. Kate Says:

    I love when there in the prison and Homes is saying about his brother has a country place for them to go and Watson said only He and his future wife would go to the country estate and Holes says

    "Why wouldn't i be invited to my own brother's country estate, now YOUR not making any sense Waston!"

    loved the movie! already seen it twice!

  9. the big secret Says:

    i think his dog might attack him

  10. the big secret Says:

    i think there is more on the way for where that is coming from

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