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Memorable Quotes from The Hangover

The Hangover stars a guy from The Office and features a cameo by Mike Tyson.

So, how could it not be hilarious?!?

In case you are somehow not convinced, based on the description above, here's a sampling of The Hangover quotes:

Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden! | permalink
Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed. | permalink
Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. | permalink
Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay. | permalink
Black Doug: I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em groundies.
Alan Garner: Or rapies | permalink

 

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  1. liam Says:

    We shouldn't be here, i'm not supposed to be allowed with in fifty feet of a school.. or a chuckie cheeses-alan garner

  2. Ryan Says:

    "...What is that? Is that a snakeskin?!"

  3. ian Says:

    "She's wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring"
    "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust"

  4. brennan Says:

    "step forward handsome"

  5. brennan Says:

    "step forward handsome"
    -alan steps forward
    "no, not you fat jesus"

  6. Jeslytes Says:

    TOO DA LOO MOTHAFUCKAAAAHHHHS!

  7. jeslytes Says:

    i fudged up guys.

  8. jeslytes Says:

    GODDAMMIT!
    gosh darnit!

  9. Anonymous Says:

    We're a wolf pack of four, wandering the desert, searching for strippers and cocaine...

  10. Sasha Says:

    Leave it in the car, it will be fine..I cracked the windows.

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