This just in: Tom Cruise cannot pull off the role of a Nazi-turned-good in Valkyrie.

While Claus Von Stauffenberg is actually a well-known hero in Germany, he's relatively anonymous in America. And this film does nothing to change that.

Viewers never get a sense for the man that wants to kill Hitler; it's just all Cruise (wearing an eye patch), all the time.

Read our full Valkyrie review now.