We can't believe we're saying this, but Disaster Movie is no Scary Movie. It's not even a Date Movie.

While those spoof-riffic films had their funny moments, the latest installment of this Insert Generic Adjective Movie franchise can only be proud of the speed in which it was cranked out. The film makes fun of other films from this summer.

The problem is that those movies already mock themselves. Case in point: The Love Guru. How can you spoof a flick everyone hated, largely because the main character was already unfunny and over the top?

Read our complete Disaster Movie review now and let us know if you agree with it.