From the people who brought you Scary Movie and The Naked Gun comes a much lamer movie, Superhero Movie!

Superhero Movie stars Nickelodeon teen sensation Drake Bell as Dragonfly, a parody of Spider-Man.

He’s up again the Hourglass and is accompanied by a crew ready to parody every superhero movie made in the last several years including X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Batman Begins.

Enjoy the photo montage of this lovely cast of heroes:

We’ll have more Superhero Movie quotes as we get them!

According to ComingSoon.net, Derek Mears has been cast as Jason Voorhees in New Line Cinema and Platinum Dunes’ new Friday the 13th movie.

Mears recently starred in The Hills Have Eyes II and has done stunts for the Pirates of the Caribbean films, as well as the upcoming Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

All Derek Mears needs is a hockey mask and he’s ready to play Jason Voorhees.

Ken Kirzinger last strapped on the Voorhees hockey mask in Freddy vs. Jason.

The next Friday the 13th film, which also stars Jared Padalecki, is scheduled for a release on February 13, 2009.

We added 22 new quotes to Horton Hears a Who!. Yes, 22! Remember: a quote is a quote, no matter how small.

Go ahead and browse our complete collection of Horton Hears a Who! quotes, using the examples below as a preview:

The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?
Miss Yelp: You don’t want me to answer that.

Horton: I wonder what ASAP means anyways. Maybe act swiftly awesome pacaderm.

Horton: All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably act swiftly awesome packaderm! I mean, how hard can that be?

Horton: We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I’ve gotta go. Apparently there’s a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

The Mayor of Who-ville: I have 96 daughters and 1 son.
Horton: [laughing] Whoa! Busy guy.

We’ve already shown you the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie trailer, the one that movie goers are enjoying these days.

Now, we’ve also come across the following preview for the film, recently spotted on TV:

Michael Chiklis, best known for his work on The Shield and in The Fantastic Four movies, is costarring alongside Shia LaBeouf, in Eagle Eye.

The movie comes out this September. Below, Chiklis speaks to MTV about the project:

MTV: Who do you play in the film?
Michael Chiklis: I play the Secretary of Defense, this guy named Jeffrey Callister– very lofty, [laughs], pretty cool. Obviously, the Donald Rumsfeld of the film, but not modeled on him or by him in any way. He’s a very thoughtful man and under some considerable strain throughout the course of the movie - trying his best to manage a ton of different threats and potential threats and figure out what’s going on and how Shia’s character relates to all of it.

Read the full interview with Chiklis now.

We don’t simply cover movie quotes and movie news on this site.

We cover the fantasies of men around the world. Need an example?

Check out this naked picture of Julie Benz, future Saw V costar. You’re welcome, guys…

We don’t ask for much at Reel Movie News. Typically, our day is made by informing people of the latest movie quotes, rumors and photos.

But can the people behind Zac Efron’s next movie please make up their minds about its title? So far, it’s been known as Seventeen, 17, 17 Again and, now, Seventeen Again. Just stick with a name please.

Now that that’s out of our system, we can report that, Michelle Trachtenberg is having fun on the set of the movie.

Saying she refers to Zac as “Dad” on set - because Efron is, oddly enough, portraying her father - Trachtenberg added:

“Anything we did, father/daughter-wise. I’d tease him, ‘I’m older than you! You’re not really my father,’ while he’s trying to tell me what to do.”

21 counted as more than just blackjack this weekend. The drama, starring Kevin Spacey and Kate Bosworth topped the weekend box office with $23 million.

For Spacey and Bosworth, who have costarred in three movies together in less than four years, 21 is their second-biggest debut after Superman Returns.

In other movie news:

• Stop-Loss (eighth place, $4.5 million) joins In the Valley of Elah, Redacted, Rendition, Home of the Brave and others in pile of war movie rejected by audiences.

• Superhero Movie (third place, $9.5 million) suffered through the weakest opening of all the awful Epic/Scary/Date spoof comedies of recent years.

• Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! (second place, $17.4 million; $117.3 million overall) gave Hollywood its first $100 million hit of the year.

• After a solid debut, Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns (fourth place, $7.8 million; $32.8 million overall) pulled a Cloverfield and saw ticket sales plunge 61 percent.

• Vantage Point ($2.4 million, $69.4 million) ends its Top 10 run after a solid five-week stay.

Steve Martin and Diane Keaton are attached to star in the upcoming comedy One Big Happy, Variety reports.

The premise of the film is being kept under wraps, but sources describe One Big Happy as a family comedy about a couple and a family reconnecting amid various obstacles. The material is a strong match for Martin and Keaton, who played a married couple in Father of the Bride and its sequel.

Keaton was last seen in the comedies Mama’s Boy and Mad Money. Martin next stars in Pink Panther 2.

After the studio told Tim Burton they wanted the third installment of the Batman movies to be more family friendly less dark than his first two, he left the director’s chair and took over as producer.  Michael Keaton no longer wanted to be Batman due to creative differences.

Instead, we got Joel Schumacher as the director and Val Kilmer as Batman.  This may have marked when the series was starting to go downhill, but Batman Forever was still an enjoyable flick with great performances by Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey.

Check out the following pictures from this more family friendly Batman.

We added the incredibly popular soundtrack features the incredibly populr Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me and Kiss From A Rose.

And finally, please enjoy our massive collection of witty one liners in our Batman Forever quotes section.

Now get excited for The Dark Knight which opens July 18th!