As movie fans, we love our job.

Sometimes, however, we're stuck discussing films such as the Paris Hilton vehicle The Hottie and the Nottie. We don't want your pity - but we also don't want anyone going to see this junk. Hopefully, other critics agree with our assessment of the flick...

- It's hard to fault the filmmakers, because given the premise, it could have been much MUCH worse. -- ComingSoon.net

- Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash. -- Village Voice

- I would like to tell you this gross-out-on-camera is every bit as bad as its title implies, but that would not be entirely true. It is much, much worse. -- New York Observer

- Paris definitely wear the pants in this ho hum extra-lite romantic comedy, and I think I can pretty accurately report that she keeps them on down under, from beginning to end. -- News Blaze